Ella
She's the most beautiful, generous, fun, intelligent, and lively girl in the entire universe. There isn't a moment where you are with her and she doesn't put a smile on your face. If you're in trouble, she wouldn't hesitate a second to come and help you with anything you made need, even if it means giving you a ride to Las Vegas at the last second. Whenever she looks at you, be careful because you'll be perplexed and shocked when you see the beautiful sparkle in her amazing brown eyes. If you need help raising puppies, don't hesitate to call her, as she would do anything and more to protect and care for them. She may be small and sweet, but if you need someone to lift heavy things, or even you, she's your girl. If you like sweet snacks, you are in for a treat because she makes the most deliciuos ones without even trying. Never bet on her in a race down the stairs, even though she sometimes falls hard. Keep your hoodies safe because she tends to steal them when you are not looking. It definitely won't take long to see her dancing and singing, and when she does, she'll give you the greatest joy you could ask for. It may be 7 in the morning and she just woke up, but she'll always look stunning as ever. Be careful not to let her get close to you because if she does, you'll never want her to leave. If you don't like her then you must me insane.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Just what I expected! Thank you!
I bought this friggin thing thinking my whole life would change. Guess what? It still sucks! If this friggin thing can't change my life then I don't want it!
This is a great gift to give after our Urban Dictionary inclusion
It's perfect!! Thank you!
My Name is Walter Hardwell White, My Mug was sent to 308 Negra Aroyal Lane, AQ, New Mexico and arrived on-time and I am very satisfied. My "Glock Dookie" mug is great for my lab work, and my friend Pinkman loves it!
I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning
this mug got me hard
greatest mug ever.
I Loved The Cosmic Animates Mug. 10/10
Great cup. Thanks for personalizing the message
I did not order anything, and got a stupid cup
this is my new piss mug
Cool
I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
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