Ella
She's the most beautiful, generous, fun, intelligent, and lively girl in the entire universe. There isn't a moment where you are with her and she doesn't put a smile on your face. If you're in trouble, she wouldn't hesitate a second to come and help you with anything you made need, even if it means giving you a ride to Las Vegas at the last second. Whenever she looks at you, be careful because you'll be perplexed and shocked when you see the beautiful sparkle in her amazing brown eyes. If you need help raising puppies, don't hesitate to call her, as she would do anything and more to protect and care for them. She may be small and sweet, but if you need someone to lift heavy things, or even you, she's your girl. If you like sweet snacks, you are in for a treat because she makes the most deliciuos ones without even trying. Never bet on her in a race down the stairs, even though she sometimes falls hard. Keep your hoodies safe because she tends to steal them when you are not looking. It definitely won't take long to see her dancing and singing, and when she does, she'll give you the greatest joy you could ask for. It may be 7 in the morning and she just woke up, but she'll always look stunning as ever. Be careful not to let her get close to you because if she does, you'll never want her to leave. If you don't like her then you must me insane.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Good quality ceramic cup! Worth the novelty price!

Perfect gift for my gf
Looks great! Came quick
Gave it to my nerd brother. He used it consume liquid

Love it

Too inappropriate
epic
Got exactly what I wanted. Very happy with my mug.
It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!
i am literally shitting literal bricks please help my asshole is on fire
Looked great, came earlier than expected, and in perfect condition!
Every Aspect of my Order (as First-Time customer) was actually very good, nice. .I ordered a white drinking mug with a Red background with text. would recommend this Site again.
so cool! u can make sarcastic stuff too. i put: sarcasm: being an absolute asshole
The description of a person by their names is the realest I’ve ever come across
It was a really good hoe mug!!!!!
Exactly what I was hoping for! Great product
Looks great and quick delivery
very good quality, wasn’t broken or anything and was a good gag gift !

It was a surprise gift for someone and she absolutely loved it!
Imagine not buying one of these. 🤢🗑🤡= non-buyer. Couldn't be me. 😎
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