Eli
He's the nicest and most caring person you'll ever meet. He will drop everything for you, whenever you want to talk, when you want to cry, or you just wanna chill in silence. He has the most beautiful eyes and a perfect smile that will light up your day. He's the person you go to when you need advice. He will give you the best hugs and will make you feel so safe. You'll only have to know him for a little bit to know that he's a keeper. He's typically your favorite person and the one you want to do everything with. When you lay eyes on him, your entire world shifts. His features are so perfect and go along with each other so beautifully. He's the guy you never want to lose. He's funny, and is super sarcastic. He's the person you want to be with 24/7/365. He changes your perspective on the world and brightens your mindset. He makes you smile, and laugh until your head hurts. He'll take care of you when your sick and he'll make sure you're okay before he is. Eli is the most amazing person you'll encounter in a lifetime. He's the guy, that even if y'all don't talk anymore, he's still in your mine and you wont forget about him. The memories you make with Eli are the one you don't ever want to forget. Treat your Eli like royalty. He's been through a lot, he deserves everything and more. He's worth your time. He's worth more then towers of gold. Don't ever lose your Eli, you'll regret it.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Smaller than I expected for the price.
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
i use my mug for sperm donation
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
Happy with my purchase
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
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