Eli
This guy is very outgoing, sweet, smart, helpful, playful, hardworking, confident, gorgeous, and he puts others first. He’s the life of a party in a group situation and he’s not afraid to talk to people he barely knows (but for some reason he gets awkward and formal around me.) He is very friendly and so charming. He is always doing favours for people even if he doesn’t have to. He’s a problem solver. He has a way of making new people feel included and comfortable. He has dark brown eyes, messy black curly hair, and a great smile. If you sneak a look at him he will smile back. He gives great high fives, which feel like chemistry when your hands touch. He has a unique way of speaking and his voice is really sexy. He has a good laugh, possibly a belly laugh, which is contagious. You can’t help but blush when you hear him laugh. He is a nice guy, but really hard to read. The best thing to do is get into a conversation or force yourself to make small talk and get to know his personality. But I should warn you that anything you say might be a mess because you might lose your power to talk in front of him. I’m assuming you are reading this because you like someone named Eli so good luck 😀
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Got this mug for my daughter and she was taken a back. I explained to her why it was funny, but she didn't seem to understand. Its been a few days since my daughter has talked to me. I'm positive she loves it! I'm hoping to hear from her soon :)
Arrived before my daughter’s birthday, which was good. Not chipped or cracked, so that was good, too. Ichabod Crane looked good on the ferra color.
Looks great. Made a cool gift. Quick shipping!
It holds liquid, very good
I use it to catch my cum
the mug is really durable, my parents beat me with it and it doesnt break
Love this mug, I like to use it to defecate in which I then feed to my family. 5 stars.
Quick shipping and awesome hysterical product!
I fucked with it for months before i finally ate it.
Great mug! Got a homo mug for a friend's birthday and he adored it. :)
love it
THINGS ARE GETTING A LITTLE WILD AT CAILLOU'S HOUSE!
The thing is amazing. Also everything on the back is true!
Professor - I am loving this ....not all professors are blasted toward intellectualism. I believe smart comes in all different sizes, color, beauty, and personality. I will use this coffee cup proudly. Loving it in Denver. Jax
It was great! Very hard to break and easy to hold! Also very cute
I sent my friend the Wordle URL for her to enjoy. She did her first Wordle and got so excited, she sent me a text including the answer she got. This showed at the top of my screen and I read it - there was no way to un-read it so I was ... wordlefucked for the day!
Solid mug. Funny design. Fair price
My dad hits me with his mug. It's very very durable
I got the Capybara one made by FAUBCOK and it was so good quality!
i loved the mug, gave it to my grandmother on her birthday
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