Eli
This guy is very outgoing, sweet, smart, helpful, playful, hardworking, confident, gorgeous, and he puts others first. He’s the life of a party in a group situation and he’s not afraid to talk to people he barely knows (but for some reason he gets awkward and formal around me.) He is very friendly and so charming. He is always doing favours for people even if he doesn’t have to. He’s a problem solver. He has a way of making new people feel included and comfortable. He has dark brown eyes, messy black curly hair, and a great smile. If you sneak a look at him he will smile back. He gives great high fives, which feel like chemistry when your hands touch. He has a unique way of speaking and his voice is really sexy. He has a good laugh, possibly a belly laugh, which is contagious. You can’t help but blush when you hear him laugh. He is a nice guy, but really hard to read. The best thing to do is get into a conversation or force yourself to make small talk and get to know his personality. But I should warn you that anything you say might be a mess because you might lose your power to talk in front of him. I’m assuming you are reading this because you like someone named Eli so good luck 😀
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
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