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The reality is that El Paso is just an example of a city where life sucks. It's a piece of America that is struggling with the overwhelming forces of the 1st world and doesn't quite fit in. A place where the honest people are perceived as the scum of humanity. A place where the west meets the south and there is no middle ground. In short: El Paso is a shitty city. I've lived in a few shitty cities (Bakersfield, CA, Flint, MI, Ames, IA), but El Paso is by far the most shitty city in America and the worst place I have ever lived. It is one of the most corrupt cities in the country and it shows in the quality of life. El Paso is run by vicious drug cartels and gangs with virtually no law enforcement protection. What is worse is the gangsters are nothing more than a subculture in their own right, and their reign is not only supported by their own apathy, but even the “good” citizens of the city don't have the courage to stand up to them. The most feared gang in El Paso is the “Boys in Blue” or as they prefer to be called: “the ones that go around killing people, robbing people and not being scared to say it.” An incredibly ironic name for an amazingly terrifying gang. In El Paso, the people who are living there have so little energy and are constantly under threat that they are forced to be neurotic and paranoid, almost to the point of self-destruction. It's like you're living in the Saw movies.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
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Review by tiffany a.

Loved how fast this arrived! Fun blast from the past... Dana Hills Dolphins!

tiffany a.Mar 7
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Review by Jonah c.

It shows exactly what I want!!

Jonah c.Mar 7

its an alright mug. its moderate. mid. not the best. not the worst. pretty normal. if it was the weather it would be 50 degrees F. something so unexperiencing and experiencing at the same time. if it was on a number line, it would be in the center. i rate it a 5/10.

Anish H.Mar 6

I can't believe my name became a meme. I love this mug.

Peter R.Mar 6
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Got a Fratz at home Love this mug. Fratz means kinda perky darling in my language, and since my darling loves to fratz when I'm around (that's indeed often) this is THE perfect gift for her.

m_gsMar 6

Give me the mug

Kim F.Mar 5
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no n.Mar 4

I Really enjoyed to color options and the mug is made of very good material and i will be buy much more in the near future these mugs are the absolute best

Lizzy J.Mar 4

Jana loves her mug. Drinks from it everyday and counites to inspire her. Thank you so much for this gift

John J.Mar 4

Best mug ever!

Lumine F.Mar 4

this is actually a good mug

hart j.Mar 3

Computerly good

Matthew P.Mar 3

It's excellent for memers from NSBHS who would like to have a good laugh every morning.

f u.Mar 3

It was a gift for my brother. He absolutely loves it

Charles E.Mar 2
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Very easy to order and mug was made and delivered promptly. Looks great.

Laura L.Mar 2
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Coffee cup was easy to order. It was made and delivered promptly. It looks terrific.

Laura L.Mar 2
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Absolutely brilliant, I just love the hgfhgf mug, I would reccommend this to anyone, 10/10.

Joseph B.Mar 1

wow it's amazing, the best mug i've ever had !!!! My wife left me but it's okay because i have my shark mug ! I just want to say thak's, thank's to the world, thank's to god and thank's for you. you made my day

Valian 7.Mar 1

The mug arrived on time and it was what I expected!

Fabio S.Mar 1
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