El Gallo Del Muerte
THE CHICKEN…………..OF DEATH El Gallo Del Muerte is an ancient being not unlike the lovecraftian eldritch horrors. He has a few powers that include immunity to death, instant insanity eyes, and fire balls. One glance from him will instantly disintegrate you to but a pile of dust. Sometimes however, he will completely turn you inside out. This is not any morenor less effective than disintegration but it does provide some variety for El Gallo Del Muerte. He can also set your head on fire. Despite this immense power, he has one weakness… Waffles. If given a freshly cooked waffle (he will only except homemade and eggo waffles) he will teleport away with his loot. In his place will he left an acod llama. Its quite simplistic, they spit acid.
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