ejaculation technique

“ejaculation technique” is a sophisticated courtship strategy ordinarily directed at an unattainable hottie. The technique involves the man ejaculating into a water bottle, coffee, or food item to be consumed or ingested by the target hottie. This technique can be used after or concurrently with the Clarence Thomas technique of romancing a hottie by placing your pubic hair follicles on the lid of her preferred beverage container. Warning - - this technique may constitute a misdemeanor or felony under state law and you probably should consult a local criminal defense attorney before you employ the ejaculation technique.