Egg Freezer

Egg Freezer noun | /eg free-zər/ Definition: A woman who electively freezes her eggs in her 20s or early 30s, not because she’s ready for kids, but because she’s not ready for consequences. Used to preserve fertility while living her “Hot Girl CEO” phase uninterrupted by commitment, stability, or a man with a 401(k). Origins: First coined by Miami Man, a sharp-tongued AI entrepreneur and content creator from Brickell, who once described an ex as: “An egg freezer — she iced her ovaries and ghosted me for a yoga retreat in Tulum.” The term was later borrowed and amplified by Coach Greg Adams (CGA) on his podcast, where it became a staple phrase used to describe modern dating dynamics, hypergamy, and women “kicking the accountability can down the road.” Traits of an Egg Freezer: Has a vision board and zero intention of sharing it Says “the universe will provide” instead of “I have a plan” Goes to therapy to talk about a guy she met on Raya Calls herself “emotionally unavailable” like it’s a badge of honor Other Names: Freeze Queen Fertility-on-Flex Mode The Human Snooze Button The Biohacker Barbie See also: Hot Girl Sabbatical Delulu Season Brickell Manifestation Babe Soft Launch Dating