Eganator
Egotistical metal musician who secretly loves maroon 5 music. They sleep 16-18 hours per day and wake only to eat hot dogs with barbecue sauce. Spends the rest of the day watching the history channel and trutv while drinking vodka and cheap beer (preferably boxer beer). They can play guitar hero for hours on end. Aspires to work at Menards for the rest of their life. Prefers women who had tails at birth. Big tits a must. Cleveland steamers also happily expected. During Lent expects four fish sandwiches from McDonalds daily. Perfect woman must have at some time worked on CNN. Has strict curfew when at the bars of midnight. Will reminisce about that one catch in high school football for hours. Worst flag football quarterback ever. 17 tds, 84 interceptions. Ran out of bounds backwards. Perfect date involves avoiding dragon food, skoal, seeing a Steven Seagal classic, and jerking off to Ac/dc.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Too inappropriate
Item came at appropriate time in good condition.
epic
Got exactly what I wanted. Very happy with my mug.
It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!
i am literally shitting literal bricks please help my asshole is on fire
Looked great, came earlier than expected, and in perfect condition!
It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!
Ur momgay Very cool it is. mmmmmh very much I like.
Every Aspect of my Order (as First-Time customer) was actually very good, nice. .I ordered a white drinking mug with a Red background with text. would recommend this Site again.
so cool! u can make sarcastic stuff too. i put: sarcasm: being an absolute asshole
Like the mug for my daughter, but didn’t notice that I had color choices when checking out. The yellow was pre-set so I got that color. Would much rather have selected a different color.
Cute, well-made mug! Exactly like the photo. I can't wait to give this as a gift this Christmas!
The description of a person by their names is the realest I’ve ever come across
Mug looks great and everything is spelled correctly.
I love my mug! 💘
the photo is all you need to know.
It’s pretty damn cool
It was a really good hoe mug!!!!!
Exactly what I was hoping for! Great product
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