Eff Mug
A song by Bo Burnham that basically cusses out everything popular. It is a rap song in protest of how people earn their fame by doing stupid things. The lyrics are as follows: Fuck the rules Fuck the game Fuck you tools Fuck you're lame If giving a fuck means sucking up then fuck it, fuck the fame A bit unstable, fuck you brain A bit like Abel, fuck you Cain Dumb little fuck, if I'm fucking something up then fuck my name Fuck the politicians Fuck missionary missions Fuck beauty competitions Fuck bigoted traditions I fucking hate that shit I do And if you don't fuck it, fuck you too, Couldn't give a fuck who I'm talking to Fucking who? Fuck you dude. Fuck how I'm regarded, Or if I get bombarded By sick creationists Who are borderline retarded Yeah, fuck me for my hard words, fuck another R-word, fuck me for my hard work that got me into Harvard Man fuck it, fuck my past, fuck the time fuck it fast If you think I'm fucking with you then you're fucking with your fucking laugh God bless you common cold, fuck the pope, fucking old, if he loved the poor than he would have sold his mansion made of solid gold... And so on until he cusses out basically everybody who became popular doing something stupid.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.

Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.

Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
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