Eff Mug
A song by Bo Burnham that basically cusses out everything popular. It is a rap song in protest of how people earn their fame by doing stupid things. The lyrics are as follows: Fuck the rules Fuck the game Fuck you tools Fuck you're lame If giving a fuck means sucking up then fuck it, fuck the fame A bit unstable, fuck you brain A bit like Abel, fuck you Cain Dumb little fuck, if I'm fucking something up then fuck my name Fuck the politicians Fuck missionary missions Fuck beauty competitions Fuck bigoted traditions I fucking hate that shit I do And if you don't fuck it, fuck you too, Couldn't give a fuck who I'm talking to Fucking who? Fuck you dude. Fuck how I'm regarded, Or if I get bombarded By sick creationists Who are borderline retarded Yeah, fuck me for my hard words, fuck another R-word, fuck me for my hard work that got me into Harvard Man fuck it, fuck my past, fuck the time fuck it fast If you think I'm fucking with you then you're fucking with your fucking laugh God bless you common cold, fuck the pope, fucking old, if he loved the poor than he would have sold his mansion made of solid gold... And so on until he cusses out basically everybody who became popular doing something stupid.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I mollywopped someone with it and it didn’t break. Nice

Product was as advertised and arrived pretty quickly too! The person loved their gift!
The "Pink Flamingo" colour with white text on a pink background is the best selection for this fine phrase mug. May I suggest you also correct the misspelling of "delightfully" in the default option for a timeless gift.
As always, a great gift.
It looks great. I couldn't have been happier
It’s a mug I would never find in a souvenir shop. I’m a legend in my own home.
I am very please with the mug. Thank you!
ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT BUY IT RN
Was very happy with the customer service team when I had a question. They responded to my email quickly. The mug looks really cool, makes me laugh every time I use it and high quality. I’m in love with it. Thanks!
Haylee My name is haylee sullivan and the mug is describes everything about me and i would rate it at a 5 100% it is awesome

I’m right handed and would’ve liked it better if the handle was on right side with name facing forward instead of having verbiage facing front
girlfriend loved it :) - Ian's Girlfriend
the urge to buy it and write cum on it
Purchased this mug as a Christmas gift. Can’t wait to see the reaction!
This is to test if the Urban Dictionary store rating system is working and not showing fake 5 star reviews.
These are hilarious! Great gifts. Cost seems a bit high but i couldn’t resist.

It’s a great way to store my pencils.
I used this instead of condoms It didn’t work and now my nephew is my son
Ordering was very easy and the delivery to a different address then the billing address was done effortlessly with complete correct order. Was delivered before estimated date which was very exciting. Good job well done by all.
Funny stuff! I wish the mugs cost a bit less, I'd buy more. There's an almost unlimited supply of clever slang.
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