Edward
Edward, rooted from "wuard", or " ward", depending on which language you reference, means "protector" or "to protect". Very gentle and quiet, an edward would tend to be more sensitive and emotional, knowing the value of sharing and dealing with your feelings vs holding them in. An edward also tends to be non-confrontational. Not out of fear for himself and his safety, but more out of caution the lengths he will go to be victorious, seeing as some of the worst people go out of their way to trouble him. Like magnets with opposite poles, brought together wether they like it or not. And seeing as to how knowledgeable they are about feelings, they also make exceptional romantic partners, always thinking of their significant other and wanting to keep them happy. But be warned, dispite his openness to others emotions, he may sometimes find it difficult to deal his own internal affairs. Almost hipocritical to the advice he gives others. Its very hard to keep a conversation with him, but if you keep him talking you may find yourself in a deeply interesting verbal exchange.In conclusion an edward is someone you probably want to keep around, as a friend or otherwise. His knowledge of emotions mixed with his calm, quiet, non-confrontationalism make for someone who is very easy to feel comfortable around. :)
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
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Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
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