Edward
A pure, innocent, little boy that was a mistake. His mother was drunk when she made him. She doesn’t even know who the father is. She just blames alcohol and her libido. The resemblance between them is uncanny which is why some people think he’s a girl. His mother didn’t even name him, so people just call him Edward for some unknown reason. He grew up alone on the streets until a wizard turned him into a balloon. Five years later, he saw his mother at a birthday party and approached her. However, his mother didn’t recognize him, so she ignored him. Because of that incident, he started haunting her and still haunts her until this day. My advice is don’t abandon your child because they will turn into a balloon someday and start haunting you. Nobody knows if the mother was just hallucinating of her son. Some people just think that she felt guilty, so she just imagined the whole story. If you don’t want that to happen to you just take care of your children and don’t abandon them. Your child may not turn into a balloon, but he will haunt you forever because you will feel guilty. Who knows, maybe he will actually turn into an object and really haunt you.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Gave it to my nerd brother. He used it consume liquid
Love it
as a fan of non-Z-generation-UD (since 2000 more or less) , especially of old-school definitions ("phat!") (as Nick, the more time passes by, the more I reach my inner age = 75 XD) , I totally appreciated the delivery in time for Christmas! (whispering) Perhaps printing quality in the Spain printing company is not as good as in the US, but - hey! - I got it before Christmas as a gift for my thank-God-non-Gen-Z-sister! ;) hugs from the eighties, and from Italy, and thanks! Mario
This is SO cool. Morning coffee will always memorialize my new addition to the English lexicon.
Too inappropriate
Item came at appropriate time in good condition.
epic
Got exactly what I wanted. Very happy with my mug.
It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!
i am literally shitting literal bricks please help my asshole is on fire
Looked great, came earlier than expected, and in perfect condition!
It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!
Ur momgay Very cool it is. mmmmmh very much I like.
Every Aspect of my Order (as First-Time customer) was actually very good, nice. .I ordered a white drinking mug with a Red background with text. would recommend this Site again.
so cool! u can make sarcastic stuff too. i put: sarcasm: being an absolute asshole
Like the mug for my daughter, but didn’t notice that I had color choices when checking out. The yellow was pre-set so I got that color. Would much rather have selected a different color.
Cute, well-made mug! Exactly like the photo. I can't wait to give this as a gift this Christmas!
The description of a person by their names is the realest I’ve ever come across
Mug looks great and everything is spelled correctly.
I love my mug! 💘
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