Eboni
There’s so much to say about an Eboni. Let’s just start off by saying she isn’t a basic bitch by spelling her name Ebony. I used to say nobody is perfect until I met and Eboni, they are so kind, funny and most definitely gorgeous. If you ever find yourself in a relationship or be lucky enough to be her friend consider yourself lucky and make sure you cherish ever moment with her. They have so many talents such as singing, acting dancing and fortnite. She isn’t like everyone else which makes her extremely special. The boys don’t normally tell her that they fancy her, but they 1000% do! She sometimes feels insecure about her features just make sure you remind her how pretty she is because she is an absolutely stunner. E- Extraordinary B- Beautiful O- OWO / Outstanding N- Nourishing I- Interesting However, don’t get on the wrong side of an Eboni. She can kill you in one punch or even a wink of an eye. Make sure you keep her happy by feeding her and giving her the sleep she needs or R.I.P. They take their zodiac star signs very seriously so never tell her that her sign is shit or else. In conclusion, boys she’s a keeper.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
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