Eastchester
BEST DEFINITION!: Eastchester is the smallest town in the world where it seems that there is nothing to do except hang out in borders, a book store and because the IQ is so low you'd be happy if they figured out that it was a book store (God forbid they BUY a book (gasp i died of shock)), then go to starbucks where the rich kids are able to afford to pay 3 dollars everytime they want to pretend to be cool and drink coffee, then head down to dunkin doughnuts or a gas station just to be harassed by the police who just want to get into dunkin doughnuts and then hang out and smoke, drink, do weed and pretend to be cool while those who can't drive have to call thier mommies to come and pick them up. Real cool. Now lets discuss the groups in eastchester. First all of them are guidos so they all fit into that. Then you have the troubled "punk" kids who are all i hate the wrold, school ispointless, im in my own band, god EMO music sucks this town in so gay...etc. when in reality they aren't punk. Then you have the skaters (also punk... defintion above applies to them but...) skaters have nothing better to do then wear black clothing and go around skating anywhere they can find just to realize they can't actually skate. You have the rich popular girls who have so much money they can afford to bring a new purse to school everyday and dress in skirts so far up thier ass that your not shocked when you hear about them sleeping around. Don't forget the pants so low they can't even sit down without something showing. All fo the rick kids will come day get their parents BMW's and drive them everywhere but SUCK at driving and end up crashing into something. Then you have the guys who aren't "punk or rock" but who think they're black and getto. They go aroung shouting Gunit and cursing so much that you realize it IS POSSIBLE to add fuckin and friggin onto every word in a sentence (if they can make a whole sentence)They wear clothes too big, have to check to make sure thier balls are still ther every five minutes by grabbing them while walking like a penguin because thier pants are to big to stay on if they walked normally. Don't forget the obnoxious cell phones, mostly nextel hanging out of everyone's pockets while the netire world gets to hear your conversation on them. There are the few poeple who might succeed but forever be tormented by thier time spent here, but most will end up staying in this messed up town thier whole lives.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
This helped me figure out what the word meant when my 35 year old father said he would beat my doonies down. For context I am 12.
Great, it was a gift and he loved it
These mugs are great! Great Quality and variety of colors also!
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this mug helped me in my deepest times. my son just learnt to poo and i couldnt finnd anything to wipe! :( THIS HELPED ME WIPE. the bois reccomended this and i truly love it. amazing piece. thank you for your time.
Exactly what I was expecting and a great product.
I was very happy in the experience and having a couple modifications made. The support team was very responsive And helpful in making sure it was done and delivered.
looks exactly as I expected -- nicely packaged, also quick service~!
Caring about humanity Those are some pretty bold claims about a mug God. Given your conviction though and the importance second chances (my understanding is that blaspheme can only be committed against God and not a man...don't conflate the two), I'm thinking I'd like to buy one. It's nice to think a pretty simple mug can save a little humanity. I'm just wondering though...if you've ordered lots of mugs (and I reckon you might of) and you've only just seen this one mug...how do you know its going to be a mug that can replace the holy grail? Maybe the mug is really just a simple mug looking for somebody to use it.
Absolutely loved the mug, but it has scratches on it. Regardless, I would order it again!
once i was seven years old and my mama told me "go make yourself some friends or you'll be lonely", so I bought this mug after 9 years to gain friends because i don't have any.
Loved the mug. Took it with me on my truck drive
I wasn't sure if the wording was going to be on the back, but it was, so I am very pleased. Thank you.
i was alone but when since i did buy dis brekind badd muggg my life change very much????
it was great quality, it was superb and i dropped it once, it did not break, highly reccomend
I LOVED IT SO MUCH IT REMIND ME OF ME AND THE MEANS OF MY OLD NICKNAME, TTHANK YOU FOR REMIND ME THAT I IS OLD CROOKED, AND OFF CENTERED. i NJOY YOU THANK. I GIVE EKSTRRA MUNEE, I AM OLD RUSSINA GUY
I was walking to my annual palate's class and some asked me “what colors your Bugatti” I looked this up in confusion and came across this wonderful mug🥰. Best decision I’ve made since divorcing my husband Harold. I now have a black Bugatti.
its been a hard year for a lot of us with covid and divorces and honestly its just been a lot for me. I recently went through a breakup with Greyson and i was looking for a gift to get myelf to cheer me up. Thats when i stumbled on this beauty. Its sleek and modern design is just fabulous. It just what I needed to get through the year. Thank you James!!!
After my divorce i hardly found anything to get me through the day. I was looking to buy some used socks on the internet for the thrill but i bumped into a website made my young adults. I had such a hard time understanding their slang that I almost busted into tears. In the hopes of not being scammed, I decided to Google every single word that I couldn’t quite put my finger on. After surfing through urban dictionary, it didn’t take long enough for me to fall in love with the entire concept and spend more than 90% of my day-to-day life on the website. From dirty words to actual explanations urban dictionary, made me complete and almost made me forget about my divorce. Fuck you, Susan, urban dictionary took your place. Suck on my educated toes. I bet you don’t know what a reckwhore means. LG Benjamin 10/10
LOVE THE MUG MY ONLY COMPLAINT IS THERE IS A TYPO ON IT . IT SAYS ...An insult hurled at a fat "dunk" woman by a redneck drunk man on an episode of Jail. SHOULDNT IT SAY.........An insult hurled at a fat "drunk" woman by a redneck drunk man on an episode of Jail. ??
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