East Stroudsburg North
Located small town in Northeast PA that has grown exponentially in the past few years thank to a large influx of people from New Jersey and New York. Everyone comes in from the city and expects to have some kind of respect or status because theyre from BX or BK, like we really give a damn. Nearly half the white kids believe they are black, when clearly they are not. The teachers (mostly younger at the school are someone you are very likely to run into at a college party - very awkward. The high school football team never wins, more people show up to basketball games than football games, teachers there have been known to sleep with each other then leave theyre spouses and children for another teacher, the high school is called East Stroudsburg North though it is really located in Bushkill, PA and the adress reads Dingmans Ferry, PA. The lunches had to be revised becuase students are too fucking fat, guidance counselors are unhappy middle-aged women, and upperclassmen fall under the spell of skanky little freshman slores, usually named corinne. Almost 5 girls are pregnant every year. Teachers have also had relationships with students. You hear stories about someone getting caught fingering his girlfriend in class. We have the ugliest cheerleading team ever, the poorest homecoming decorations & floats ever, and the only pep rally we have becomes a goddamn dance party. The rival high school is East Stroudsburg South, and their whole athletic population is on steroids. Any bit of news travels down the mountain in no time, everyone eventually finds everything out. Our local mall is smaller than the Wal Mart. Wal Mart for some unknown reason is also a hangout for dense teenagers that have nothing to do at 2 AM. The local college, East Stroudsburg University, is a hot spot for senior high school students to get theyre party on.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
It's perfect!! Thank you!
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I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning
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Great cup. Thanks for personalizing the message
I did not order anything, and got a stupid cup
this is my new piss mug
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
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