eargasm
- whenever someone says something so awesome that it feels like someone just splooged in your ears and want to procreate with them immediately or high-five the shit out of them, dependent on gender and preference. - when music such as a song, record, or certain part of a tune is so awesome, stellar and otherwordly that it feels like someone just made love to your ear holes and you climaxed in your brain with the deed filling your skull like apricot jelly.
The Urban Dictionary Mug

Loiks great
I had it drop-shipped and the recipient was very pleased. Thank you for the quick service and handling.
The coffee mug looks great and always draws comments from those seeing the first time.
perfect for when im expressing myself <3
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