Ean
Ean is the best thing that ever happened to me. Since day one even when we were just friends. He left another flower of love to grow in my heart. He never asks for anything in return besides love. He's an amazing surfer. A wonderful son, and a great big brother. He puts God first. He cares about my family as much as I care about his. I could not live without Ean. He makes my heart pound, my stomach turn, and my body shiver. Just a slight touch and I feel electric all over. Something I've never felt before. Its ironic because when we met it was in Chemistry class and also when I felt that first spark of shivers when he touched my knee. He helps me over come my fear more than he knows. It may not seem like a lot has changed on the outside but on the inside has changed so much. Ever since we kissed. Ever since he believed in me. I believe in myself. It may not show in my major fears yet, but he's helping me build a strong wall to block out my anxiety. The fear I feel everyday. So as you read the next couple sentences I want you to look at me. I am enough for you and you are enough for me. And that's what makes us happy. You make me so happy baby. I cannot live life without. I'll love you forever. I love you whole heartedly. I love you with everything I have and give it all to you. Thank you Ean. Love Squirt
The Urban Dictionary Mug
The most coolest I own!
Cole m's girlfriend loved this mug we have an uncontrollable love for eachother

Easy to order and packaged well!!
It's an amazing product!
The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you
Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
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