E-Crew
The fratty mother fuckers who stand by the business elevator at EPHS. Polo, pastels, and sperrys is the attire while getting fucked up, getting fucked, and giving 0 fucks is the motto. These kids go straight from the bottle, then proceed to smash it on you because you're a worthless, piece of GDI. As you lay on the floor in severe pain, vomit may or may not projectile onto you while a member of the E-Crew screams, "no chase nation." Many people have not survived weekends with The E-Crew and have never been seen since. It can only be assumed the fallen ones challenged an E-Crew member to a case race, but soon found out pouring beer into their cargo pockets to try and win is a very unapproved action that may have had severe consequences. Also it has been reported that The E-Crew has recently been wasted so often that members of the Blue Crew are becoming increasingly hotter per beverage consumed. Yes, there is actually a mathematical formula included to help the process (Hotness of "enter Blue Crew member" = Initial hotness + cleavage x beverages consumed/ 2.5). In a recent interview with crew members, they were confronted and informed that many people disapprove of their lifestyle. After slim to no hesitation, a crew member responded, "niggaz don't scare me." It seems The E-Crew has truly changed EPHS forever, and the world for that matter. The E-Crew beats you in every aspect of life (yes, even dick size) and they truly don't give a fuck.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
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