dylan
dylan can be used as a verb or an adjective. Dylan, also know as a blue waffle enthusiast does not profess one, but several trades, including but not limited to; lumberjack, welder, mechanic, landscaper, chef, bartender, east islipian and of course the one and only suze keeper. If you have 20/20 vision dylan does NOT fuck with you. although you may believe that with all these trades you might have a helping hand. WRONG. he will not. he is a rude cunt and you will know when he doesnt like you. although he pretends to hate the one and only, "chi chi". deep down there is eternal love, NO one can get in between. he has quite a "roster of bitches" lined up- dont be fooled.. despite the number,you can still be next. despite numerous attempts to break his strange addiction, this man enjoys drinking rat poison- others may refer to it as "naturdays". on an road to recovery to get over the bond he possess' with chi chi, they will constantly find their ways back to each other as they are destined for love. now a bachelor, he will roam the town on the prowl for pussy and will not stop until until he succeeds. if you try to call dont be surpised when you get a "whats up", hes probably simping.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Great mug but i can't manage to get it out of my asshole again
Cute mug, arrived promptly in great condition. I like how you can choose background color & change wording. Will feel cheerful when drinking my coffee in this :)
Item came on time as promised
My wife is truly beautiful and this cup was perfect for her.
Love it! It is my favorite mug. Easy to hold because of its shape and weight. Now my go-to mug.
Exactly as expected!
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
Fast shipment Better than expected!
Great quality, although a high price for a mug! Printed really nicely and came out really well. $30 worth the laugh.
Every web purchase should be this easy! Love it!
gave it to my mom, she was proud. (shes dead)
The color of the block highlighting the subject word was labeled "Flamingo Pink", but on the mug, it's actually closer to lilac and the woman I bought this mug for loves the color pink. I do like the apparent permanence of the design on the mug, I'm just disappointed with the inaccuracy of the color.
Great, it was a gift and he loved it
once i was seven years old and my mama told me "go make yourself some friends or you'll be lonely", so I bought this mug after 9 years to gain friends because i don't have any.
I LOVED IT SO MUCH IT REMIND ME OF ME AND THE MEANS OF MY OLD NICKNAME, TTHANK YOU FOR REMIND ME THAT I IS OLD CROOKED, AND OFF CENTERED. i NJOY YOU THANK. I GIVE EKSTRRA MUNEE, I AM OLD RUSSINA GUY
it was great quality, it was superb and i dropped it once, it did not break, highly reccomend
i was alone but when since i did buy dis brekind badd muggg my life change very much????
I was walking to my annual palate's class and some asked me “what colors your Bugatti” I looked this up in confusion and came across this wonderful mug🥰. Best decision I’ve made since divorcing my husband Harold. I now have a black Bugatti.
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