Dylan
He is one of the most complex people i know he hides how he feels alot. every one thinks they know him he is a trickster but not dishonest he cares more about other then him self he repress's his sex drive due to fear but ladies make know mistake he can be won over he knows heart break and loves deeply he believes there is a place for everything and a purpose for every thing he dreams of dressing up and fighting injustices but will never do it alone he tends to fall for women who are out going fun and persistent he knows what trauma can do to a person he loves when girls play with his hair but wont let just any one do that he is a sensitive male who has dreams of starting a family he knows him self better then most know them selfs he love mythology comics manga and animation i cant understand why but he sees things in a way most do not he can do the impossible under the right conditions he seems to have great respect for Athena, Hermes there is probably more he thinks he is not worth much due to the fact that he can't be impartial about him self and while he is an optimist it drains him so if you see a blue eyed brown haired man talk to him if you like him confess to him he holds him self back out of fear that he will be hurt or hurt others and will die for the one he loves if he has to but will probably find a way to come back beware of his rage he may never hit anybody if he does he needs support it means he is hurt but his voice will shake you to your bones
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I mollywopped someone with it and it didn’t break. Nice

Product was as advertised and arrived pretty quickly too! The person loved their gift!
The "Pink Flamingo" colour with white text on a pink background is the best selection for this fine phrase mug. May I suggest you also correct the misspelling of "delightfully" in the default option for a timeless gift.
As always, a great gift.
It looks great. I couldn't have been happier
It’s a mug I would never find in a souvenir shop. I’m a legend in my own home.
I am very please with the mug. Thank you!
ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT BUY IT RN
Was very happy with the customer service team when I had a question. They responded to my email quickly. The mug looks really cool, makes me laugh every time I use it and high quality. I’m in love with it. Thanks!
Haylee My name is haylee sullivan and the mug is describes everything about me and i would rate it at a 5 100% it is awesome

I’m right handed and would’ve liked it better if the handle was on right side with name facing forward instead of having verbiage facing front
girlfriend loved it :) - Ian's Girlfriend
the urge to buy it and write cum on it
Purchased this mug as a Christmas gift. Can’t wait to see the reaction!
This is to test if the Urban Dictionary store rating system is working and not showing fake 5 star reviews.
These are hilarious! Great gifts. Cost seems a bit high but i couldn’t resist.

It’s a great way to store my pencils.
I used this instead of condoms It didn’t work and now my nephew is my son
Ordering was very easy and the delivery to a different address then the billing address was done effortlessly with complete correct order. Was delivered before estimated date which was very exciting. Good job well done by all.
Funny stuff! I wish the mugs cost a bit less, I'd buy more. There's an almost unlimited supply of clever slang.
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