Dwensayzso
According to legend, in the time of Before Time, Saurus, Father of Sauron, ruled the universe with his Black Fist. Not only was he Lord of the Rings, he was Lord of the Necklaces, Lord of the Bracelets, and Lord of the Dance. He was a God to the Gods. We attribute everything we have to him. With a stomp of his right foot, he created mountains. With a lick of his palm, he created Play-Doh. With a blink of his eye, he created Steve Jobs and thus...the Apple phenomenon. As great a Being he was, he was marked with a stunningly beautiful trait of Modesty. He lived in a one-story hut by Santa Monica Beach with Steve Jobs. Nothing Big. He was a nice guy, but no one had ever had the courage to approach Saurus. One day, an 89-year old man named Earth who was approaching his time decided that his dying goal was to see Saurus. Earth, all throughout life, had questioned the meaning of Life and so he rolled 5 miles in his wheelchair to see Saurus. As he neared the final stretch, he was magically transported in a whirlwind of sand with Rave music playing from the Ocean Waves. If this was death, Earth loved it. It seemed like eternity as he rolled to the beats of the Ocean, but it was only a few seconds in real time. Next thing he knew, Earth was face to face with Saurus. The mere presence of Saurus was true enlightenment for Earth and is not describable with words. Earth got right to the point, "What is life? Why are we here?Why do we live?" Saurus responded, "Dwensayzso."
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
Arrived speedily and exactly as pictured.
I LOVE GETTING THE FUCKING MUG
The wife absolutely loved it for her birthday
it was the best and it was so worth the 10000000000 dollars
Can we really send one to Trump? That's where mine is going. Anyone who gets it will see it as a compliment, I'm sure. Love my mug and love that new "urban dictionary" term: Celebritrash. It'll be in the mainstream dictionaries next week.
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!
Great mug but i can't manage to get it out of my asshole again
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