Durphy Mug
Combination of the words "dark" and "Murphy". Applies to any drunken dickhead that hails from the Murphy Clan. Typically, this wrecking ball of a man is known for his over-the-top hygienic standards, strict adherence to a weight lifting plan, and cowardly good manners. However, when you provide this clean mean protein machine with absurd amounts of alcohol, a monster is born. A creature of the night, a Durphy can be seen roaming the streets, preying on ugly Lehigh girls. Tactics include using said girls' camera to capture in-depth images of his dick sack region, stealing their alcohol, throwing their board games and food in the street for no reason, and belittling their perceived sexual abilities. Durphys may exhibit a few physical symptoms. One symptom can be found in the eyes. If the subject's eyes appear to be glazed over, with the white part now a deep black color, you may be dealing with a Durphy. If the subject is usually known for being kind, caring, and considerate but now appears to be abrasive, offensive, and aggressive, you may be dealing with a Durphy. To prevent a Durphy, avoid the drinking of any brown liquor. Once Durphy has emerged, the only way to stop it is to kill it. Use a firearm of no less than a .30 caliber, as smaller calibers will only provoke a Durphy. If using a shotgun stick with gauges 12 and above. Again, smaller sizes will only make Durphy more angry.
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this is my new piss mug
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
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