Durphy Mug
Combination of the words "dark" and "Murphy". Applies to any drunken dickhead that hails from the Murphy Clan. Typically, this wrecking ball of a man is known for his over-the-top hygienic standards, strict adherence to a weight lifting plan, and cowardly good manners. However, when you provide this clean mean protein machine with absurd amounts of alcohol, a monster is born. A creature of the night, a Durphy can be seen roaming the streets, preying on ugly Lehigh girls. Tactics include using said girls' camera to capture in-depth images of his dick sack region, stealing their alcohol, throwing their board games and food in the street for no reason, and belittling their perceived sexual abilities. Durphys may exhibit a few physical symptoms. One symptom can be found in the eyes. If the subject's eyes appear to be glazed over, with the white part now a deep black color, you may be dealing with a Durphy. If the subject is usually known for being kind, caring, and considerate but now appears to be abrasive, offensive, and aggressive, you may be dealing with a Durphy. To prevent a Durphy, avoid the drinking of any brown liquor. Once Durphy has emerged, the only way to stop it is to kill it. Use a firearm of no less than a .30 caliber, as smaller calibers will only provoke a Durphy. If using a shotgun stick with gauges 12 and above. Again, smaller sizes will only make Durphy more angry.
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This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
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