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Most people driving on the road in front of me,behind me and beside me!These people can be spotted immediately while driving a car they are the ones who are on interstate and highways everywhere driving in the left lane and right lane simultaneously going 30 mph backing up traffic and pissing me off! They also are the people who drive for ten miles with teir fucking turn signal on, letting me further know that they are fucking geniuses! And these people also like too turn by slamming there brakes on with no proper turn signal on causing me too sream out the window YOU FUCKING DUMBASS, while they always turn around and look at you as if they have done nothing wrong,DUMBASSES!They also like too pull out in front of you narrowly avoiding from causing a severe accident and you usually need a front end alignment and a brake job after this fucking retards dumbass driving!!!THESE PEOPLE NEVER EVER HAVE ANY FUCKING INSURANCE EITHER! And if you have a brand new car they are always going too be attracted to it,these people are the same people at grocery stores and retail stores that let their kids run around like little wild monkeys and play with toys on your car,scatching the paint and open their car doors, because they cant park worth a shit, and slamming their door into your parked car door denting the shit out of it, and saying absolutely nothing,because they are trash and do not deserve too breathe oxygen!They also like to slam buggys into your car or let their children, that they have no control over slam the buggy into your car! And these people have there ass handed too them when I see them!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.

Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
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