DudeBro

1. On a Saturday night he is found in the club, with a bottle full of bud 2. a man who listen to: Nickle back, Linken Park Theory of a Deadman or Hinder 3. men who go to clubs to “grind with hot bitches” 4. On dates he only talks about his car, how fast it goes, what’s under the hood, the fact you race it and think it impresses girls 5. When a man drinks beer and refers to it as brew-skis 6. a man who high-five his friends, co workers and girlfriends 7. a man who calls his friends Dude, Bro, Buddy and will often add a “ski” to the end of if (broski) 8. men who buy shirts that cost $100 to show off your muscles 9. men who drink muscle milk and “pump iron” at the gym 10. men who smell like a fragrence department 11. men who don’t have facial hair 12. men from surrey 13. The last book he read was maxim 14. men who play beer pong with his buddies from high school. 15. a man who has gotten into five fights at the bar in the last month, over a girl, whose name he can’t remember 16. men who pair board shorts and runners 17. men who drink Jägerbombs