Drunk
There are several stages of drunkness. 1. Happy- The only reason you feel anything at all is because you're glad that you're beginning your alcohol binge. 2. Tipsy- Your first shot has taken effect. You feel as though you may "tip" over. 3. Buzzed- A slight pressure inside your head. You feel as though you can walk up to anyone in the bar and take them home tonight. 4. Drunk (aka sloshed)- Your limbs have stopped working the way you want them to. Speech slurred. You may also feel a sloshing feeling from the alcohol contents in your stomach. 5. Hammered- You're sitting on the floor of the club wondering how you got there. By now, the pressure in your head has elevated to a hammering feeling. 6. All fucked up- You have reached the trifecta of alcohol consumption! To reach this state, you probably have mixed your beers, wines, and liquors. Congratulations! 7. So drunk you act sober again- Rinse and repeat.
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