Drink, Swear, Steal and Lie
I was 12 when daddy said to me "Don't take to drinking, boy That road don't lead nowhere And don't you ever let me hear you swear Don't you dare" He told me, "Stealing's a lazy man's way Something for nothing leaves you hell to pay So don't buy into it And then you can look the whole world in the eye" Honey, I've tried But since I met you, girl I've been breaking every rule I must confess, I'm just a back sliding fool I want to drink from your loving cup Swear I'll never give you up Steal all your kisses underneath the moon I wanna lie here close to you Look at what you made me do Darling, you're the reason why I drink, swear, steal and lie Last night I threw away the 12 step book I finally faced the fact that I am hooked on you There's nothing more that I can do Ain't no use 'Cause every time I see your angel face My halo disappears without a trace I swear Girl, I'd admit I haven't got a prayer But I don't care I know this ain't exactly how I was raised But heaven help me, honey I ain't changing my ways I want to drink from your loving cup Swear I'll never give you up Steal all your kisses underneath the moon I wanna lie here close to you Look at what you made me do Darling, you're the reason why I drink, swear, steal and lie
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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The coffee mug looks great and always draws comments from others.
FUCKING BEST CUP EVER NGL
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Istgd imma force my mum to buy this idek hw i find out but this shit looks fucking fire
Jim, you’re a fucking idiot interfering with accurate ratings and legitimate feedback. Get a hobby.
Loved this mug! So unique and you can edit the text to add something unique.
I gave it to my friend who took money from me and never returned.
This is to test if the Urban Dictionary store rating system is working and not showing fake 5 star reviews.
This mug is incredible! It was a great gift for my friend named Jacob, who is definitely gay. (Even though he says he isn't 🙄)
dear Jim. B whose 1 star test review is showing up on top: thank you for your service sir
Hello, I am here to present if this is a real rating system or not. If you are reading this it's a true rating system. But if this doesn't make it, urban dictionary, I know what you are doing.
This was a phrase my husband and I made up even we first started dating. We laughed so hard while submitting it. The mug is perfect!
Arrived speedily and exactly as pictured.
I LOVE GETTING THE FUCKING MUG
The wife absolutely loved it for her birthday
Cute, good quality, *****!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
These mugs are great! Great Quality and variety of colors also!
Awesome mugs!
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