Drink, Swear, Steal and Lie
I was 12 when daddy said to me "Don't take to drinking, boy That road don't lead nowhere And don't you ever let me hear you swear Don't you dare" He told me, "Stealing's a lazy man's way Something for nothing leaves you hell to pay So don't buy into it And then you can look the whole world in the eye" Honey, I've tried But since I met you, girl I've been breaking every rule I must confess, I'm just a back sliding fool I want to drink from your loving cup Swear I'll never give you up Steal all your kisses underneath the moon I wanna lie here close to you Look at what you made me do Darling, you're the reason why I drink, swear, steal and lie Last night I threw away the 12 step book I finally faced the fact that I am hooked on you There's nothing more that I can do Ain't no use 'Cause every time I see your angel face My halo disappears without a trace I swear Girl, I'd admit I haven't got a prayer But I don't care I know this ain't exactly how I was raised But heaven help me, honey I ain't changing my ways I want to drink from your loving cup Swear I'll never give you up Steal all your kisses underneath the moon I wanna lie here close to you Look at what you made me do Darling, you're the reason why I drink, swear, steal and lie
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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I got it in the mail. then The next day it was sleeping with My non Existant Gf
I thought this mug was a bear.
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i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!
I took time designing it but wasn't sure, online tools being what they are, that what I was seeing was for sure what I'd get. Very much appreciated the customer service communication which verified that what I'd designed was what I wanted, and the shipping was quick too.
Good quality, packaging shipped well, arrived quickly.
this is the best for coffee and hot coco especially if you make the hot coco in it then pour it on your significant other and do body shots 😋🥱
I can pass away peacefully. This mug is everything I’ve ever needed and more. Fat thank you, Urban Dictionary. <3
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
these mugs are amazing. I can't
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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