Dream Engineering
The ambitious, and largely unsuccessful, practice of attempting to architect your own dreamscapes with the precision of an urban planner. It's the art of trying to build a beautiful, coherent fantasy world in your sleep, only to have the construction crew (your subconscious) show up drunk and build a Escher staircase leading to a room full of clowns. You might go to bed intending to dream of a peaceful beach, but your engineering fails, and you end up on a beach made of broken glass during a tsunami warning.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I use it to catch my cum
the mug is really durable, my parents beat me with it and it doesnt break
Love this mug, I like to use it to defecate in which I then feed to my family. 5 stars.
Quick shipping and awesome hysterical product!
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