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Oh shoot that's a cool dream. Hym "Seriously!? I just had a dream too! I dreamed that I was hanging out in this basement and then this kind of fat Hispanic looking chick shot me in the gut. Like right above the belt line. So, she goes upstairs and it's kind of like implied that I'm like a hostage now. And I'm just bleeding all over the place. And there's this white chick there who is... You know... Pretty chill about the whole situation. So there I am, stuffing toilet paper down my pants to try and stop the bleeding and, honestly, I'm being pretty chill about it too. And the Chris Williamson podcast with Jimmy Carr is playing on my phone and there is blood everywhere, right? So, I keep stuffing toilet paper down my pants and I'm I'm starting to get preety cold and my pants are just drenched in blood, yeah? So I turn to the White bitch and I'm like 'Hey, yo, I'm not looking too hot here man. You want to, like, call the cops or something?' And she's like 'Aw, what? Seriously?' And I'm like 'Yeah, I'm not stopping the bloob, like, AT ALL' so she's like 'Alright' and she goes to call 911 but while she's on the phone, she starts speaking FRENCH! And I'm like 'Wait, where ARE we?' And then the fat mexican bitch comes back downstairs and I'm like 'Oh no, is she going to finish the job?' So I like walk over to the other side of basemnt where my phone is at and I'm like 'Should I call 911?'
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I bought the ratty bratty mug. I love it such a STROng message! :)
Better than advertised! Colors and text were exactly as shown on website. Quality cup also. Very happy.
Fuck your mugs and your tees
Cup is for a good friend. I haven’t given it to her yet but if she’s excited as I am, she’s gonna love it thanks guys.
good service, delivery time was quick
I LOVE my mug! It's such a meaningful way to remember a word my Dad "coined" When I was a child. I am very pleased.
Holy Cow, when I ordered the mug I mistakenly googled flenching instead of fetching! My wife and German Shepard compete in AKC canine agility competition and our German Shepherd won the fetching competition. To surprise her I thought I bought her a fetching coffee mug, needless to say I’m now living in Hotel 6.
My dad hated it🤣
This is the coolest Anspaugh mug that ever existed.
Great ordering experience..good quality
8.3 cm diameter? I hardly know her
The day this mug entered my life, my depression was cured, I won the lottery, my dad came back from the dead, and my mum started loving me, motto beg but if you rub the mug 3 times a genie WIll grant you 69 wishes (I wished for more mugs 69 times)
Gift for my niece. She loves it.
I don’t really want to by it but I do like that you can customize it Also I do find find funny nearly all the one star reviews are people say “I want the mug for free”
i tried to break this shit mug but died got reincarnated came back to life and this shitty mug was still there
How many ounces does it hold? I don’t know ask him. HIM!HIM! Fuck him! It’s catchy
Great experience with the Urban Dictionary and ordering my mug. Any concerns that were related to them were received promptly. Overall, it was a great experience
i love this mug its not a mistake ITS A MASTERPIECE
Describes my classmate in school, perfect
I love the cup and I’m certain I’ll be checking with you guys in the future..
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