Drayson
The sweetest, funniest guy you will ever meet. And the hottest male nurse you will ever meet. He always knows how to have a good time. He's carefree and knows exactly how to bring a smile to your face. You'll never meet another Drayson. Literally. He's an honest guy, who would rather stand in line for two hours than cut. He sings like an angel, and can harmonize notes you didn't even know existed. And he can shake his booty like a Polaroid picture. Drayson is the most photogenic guy in the world, and can never take a bad picture. Occasionally know as "Lesbian Drayson," he likes to put on makeup and paint his nails pink from time to time. He will also show up to social gatherings such as picnics in a suit. You will never have a boring time with Drayson. He's a truly great friend, and anyone would be lucky to know him. He cares for his friends so much, and never hesitates to show it. Overall, Drayson will always make you laugh and he will bring the same spirit and energy to other people in the future. He's a guy anyone would be lucky to meet because he's truly one of a kind. He is my angel. He is one of the most remarkable people you will ever meet.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled

Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
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