Drama Whore

A narcissistic woman (or man) who can only function if she is stirring up drama or making huge mountains out of molehills in order to garner as much attention as is humanly possible. Will ALWAYS say that they 'hate drama' but will be the first to start it. Every single thing in this person's life is a soap opera. And only bad things or good things, for that matter, happen to them. You are a puppet in their stage production of life and they are the main star and you should recognize this because they are pulling all the strings. Will sleep with anyone to make their current mate or spouse angry, also, loves strippers (male & female) and will sleep with them at every opportunity but swears they 'hate drama'! They may even accuse you of beng the dramatic one to stir up drama! Also, lives for pitting people against one another so that they can sit back and watch two people tear each other down. This is their most favorite pastime!