Dr. Porn
Someone known for such fondness and in depth knowledge of pornography that it becomes synonymous with their already deviant persona. If there were a PhD awarded for the research in the field, he would surely have one, hence the honorary title of 'Dr.'. Mention however PhD to Dr. Porn, and he will likely respond with a Peter Griffin -like snigger "hehehehe yeh, Pretty Hard D*** hehehe". DP's character can be described as a mix between Charlie on 2 1/2 Men, and the pervier side of Quagmire on Family Guy. He probably has 2 young women locked away in his closet at any one time, and his sex drawer is always well stocked with a 5 gallon tub of ID Glide. Known for certain predilections, his favourite movie line is likely "Thats what I love about high school girls man, I get older, they stay the same age." A very charming guy, he secretly writes Urban Dictionary entries proclaiming his manhood.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Good quality ceramic cup! Worth the novelty price!
Perfect gift for my gf
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so cool! u can make sarcastic stuff too. i put: sarcasm: being an absolute asshole
The description of a person by their names is the realest I’ve ever come across
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