Dowoned
1. A person who has reached such legendary levels of failure that even failure itself files a restraining order. 2. The “final boss” of losing — when you don’t just lose, you Dowoned it. 3. A human so staggeringly clueless that no existing word, concept, or dictionary entry can even begin to explain the magnitude of their stupidity. 4. The apex predator of failure, the undisputed champion of “how did you even survive this long?” Origin: Comes from ancient gamer lore where one player kept losing so hard, people stopped saying “owned” and started saying “Dowoned.”
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I mollywopped someone with it and it didn’t break. Nice
Product was as advertised and arrived pretty quickly too! The person loved their gift!
The "Pink Flamingo" colour with white text on a pink background is the best selection for this fine phrase mug. May I suggest you also correct the misspelling of "delightfully" in the default option for a timeless gift.
As always, a great gift.
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