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Dover-Sherborn Mug

over Sherborn is full of white people who own minorities, cars, and multiple houses. The Upperclassmen buy shitty drugs and pay shit ton son money for them thinking they're hot shit, they sell it to underclassmen and can afford to because their Dad's own companies. DON'T go to DS if your family income is under 800,000$ or if your not smart, because if you do you will get silently bullied and talked about behind your back, but nobody will confront you because the school is full of pussies. The girls put the hottest (best life) edited traveling bikini photos on insta and get high, put pictures of boys, emoji covered beers, they're eyes, and dab pens on vsco, and think they're edgy as fuck, wearing their 500$ jeans that they bought with daddy's credit card, and fit into by being anorexic, bulimic, or doing coke. The boys play lacrosse and generally have small dicks so they overcompensate by flexing material items or athletic skill that they use to play D3 lacrosse at a school they got into because they got tutored and their Dad donates a fuck ton of money to the school. The adults have perfect lives but feel empty so they constantly get plastered and so do their kids for the same reason. It's just a matter of time until a kid at DS dies from drinking or suicide. Everyone at DS puts on this show that they're better than everyone because of the school's college acceptance rate or the positive atmosphere, but DS is just as shitty as everywhere else.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
Every order personally reviewed

Customer Reviews

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love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!

michael m. Jun 27

WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY

Jenny P. Jun 27

WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!

Jenny P. Jun 27

I got morb’d

Morbiu S. Jun 27

This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!

kill m. Jun 26

This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled

Doop S. Jun 26
Review by Fay D.

Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!

Fay D. Jun 25
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Smaller than I expected for the price.

Susan . Jun 25
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i use my mug for sperm donation

Quandale Jun 24

10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?

Mike O. Jun 24

Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌

Juck F. Jun 24

My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.

Joseph M. Jun 23

it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy

help c. Jun 23

I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one

Giorgio G. Jun 23

i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me

quiinten G. Jun 23

Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!

Sponge B. Jun 23

fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!

Doran M. Jun 23
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Review by Darlene M.

The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.

Darlene M. Jun 23
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It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase

Morb i. Jun 22

After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.

Billy J. Jun 22
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