douchenogger

a term used when describing an unbelievable (and usually unnecessarily loud) moron who wears white sunglasses and a livestrong bracelet and hangs out at the pool all day with his girlfriend drinking coors light or some other variation of beer one can buy in large quantities of aluminum cans. some synonyms are: douche, douchebag, and nogmonster. ("nogmonster" is more of an elevated term, but is a synonym nonetheless.) a commonly used shortening of this word is: "nog" (not to be confused with the racial slur)