douchebaggery in the 3rd degree
This is the highest, and most egregious, of degrees in which a person can commit douchebaggery. Different from douchebaggery in the 1st and 2nd degrees, all innocence has gone out the window with this one. It is the most blatant act of which a person can perform. Typically, one who commits such an act has ridden the slippery slope of douchebaggery all the way to the bottom, and now they rest themselves in the staunchest pool of disdain by their peers. Selfishness, greed, talking loudly in libraries, and snaggled teeth are the trademarks of the 3rd-degree douche. Penalties in this case are most severe, and may include any (or all) of the following: -2 swift kicks in the giblets; once for being dumb, and once for being ugly -Pepper spray -Upper decking -A rancid fart on the pillow, resulting in; -Pinkeye Note: Generally, in cases of 3rd degree douchebaggery, the Court of Public Opinion is actually the one who brings the douche up on charges, not any one individual. For this reason, an accusation in this degree alone is enough evidence for a conviction. DO NOT associate with these offenders, lest ye be accused of douchebaggery in the 2nd degree at a minimum! (This is because you should know better by now that this person is a total doucher!!!!!)
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Exactly what I was hoping for! Great product
very good quality, wasn’t broken or anything and was a good gag gift !
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It’s a mug I would never find in a souvenir shop. I’m a legend in my own home.
It looks great. I couldn't have been happier
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the urge to buy it and write cum on it
girlfriend loved it :) - Ian's Girlfriend
I’m right handed and would’ve liked it better if the handle was on right side with name facing forward instead of having verbiage facing front
These are hilarious! Great gifts. Cost seems a bit high but i couldn’t resist.
Ordering was very easy and the delivery to a different address then the billing address was done effortlessly with complete correct order. Was delivered before estimated date which was very exciting. Good job well done by all.
I used this instead of condoms It didn’t work and now my nephew is my son
Nice cup a few words were darker than the rest. But ok
Love the fact that Urban dictionary came up with such an accurate and quick meaning for Binger! Mug was a little pricy but God is my morning coffee so much better in this mug!!
Great mug, she loved it
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