douchebaggery

The greatest word of all time, simple yet pleasing in its onomatopoeic beauty. For one to commit douchebaggery, he/she is not limited to but may include some or perhaps all of the following behaviors: - the wearing of flat-billed baseball caps backwards - using an enormous amount of gel to spike the hair porcupine style - wearing polo shirts or any other type of shirt with the collar popped, a disgusting gesture that should've died in the 1980s with parachute pants - the sideways peace sign gesture - overdone pursing of the lips - too many visits to the tanning salon - pointing at oneself, holding up beer cans, or making other obscenely immature gestures in solo or group photos - following trends for the sake of fitting in (see "goatee") - adding "The" or the suffix "-ster" to one's name, as in "The Rickster" See Guido or perhaps frat boy for more. Essentially, "douchebaggery" is one of those things as easily understood by definition as it is by one's demonstrations of it.