douchebag

1) an item consisting of a rubber bag, tube and nozzle, used to clean a woman's vagina 2) a male over the age of eight wearing a pink polo shirt, usually with popped collar, and usually wearing a badly-clashing baseball cap, many times backwards 2a) includes males who also wear cowry-shell or "pooka"-shell necklaces, Livestrong bracelets in various colors/for other causes, prefer oversized Phat Farm, Vans or DC sneakers with huge "tongues". Some also wear large amounts of fake-gold chains and fake-diamond earrings, and hit on girls much younger than they 2b) subset of douchebags includes "bros", aka "brahs"; many of these play X-Box and think that it is a decent gaming system 3) People who have actually said, in all seriousness, "No fat chicks"