Douche accessories
Usually an item worn, carried, or used by a douche. Ming these items are: -popped polo shirt collars -backwards hats* (usually with stickers still on them) -Nike elite backpacks -Nike socks and sandals -usually some sort of bracelet or a puka shell necklace Combine these along with cargo shorts, and you have created a "TurboDouche". TurboDouche will not only make YOU leave your girlfriend, he will also fuck her on your bed. *hats must be spun 180 degrees in order to become douchey. Anything more or less is most likely a joke, or the person is a hip DJ.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I use it to catch my cum
the mug is really durable, my parents beat me with it and it doesnt break
Love this mug, I like to use it to defecate in which I then feed to my family. 5 stars.
Quick shipping and awesome hysterical product!
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