Dorke Phresh
Dorke Phresh is a krew for those people that dont stick with a clique. Its for the kids at heart. The hyper, funny, childish, immature, goofy, and random teens of America. Its made to Reminisce on the good times. The times of Hey Arnold, and Doug. The days where we would dress ourselves in the craziest clothes and not care because they looked awesome to us! Dorke Phresh means, to be dorky, but be fresh with it. Say the new slang, but mix up a bit till appeals to you! To be dorke phresh is to be out-going and open minded. Come out from hiding behind the words of the clique's dos and don'ts, and let your true beautiful colors shine = Go ahead and jump on your bed! Feel free to roll down a hill. Who says you cant be a kid forever! Life may move on, and we all have to grow up, but we can always have our child-like mentality. Wear your mitch match socks. Dance like no one is looking. Sing a lame song out loud. The Dorke Phresh dont fix it, we flaunt it. (enless it really needs to be fixed lol) We accept you no matter what your rumor says about. No matter what mistakes you've made in the past. The point of Dorke Phresh is to keep youth alive! So dont be afraid to be plain Dorke you, but dont forget to be Phresh whith it! =
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Thanks guys, I knew I was hot but not *that* hot
Great way to wake up and clear your head every morning with the reminder of the day you woke up dumb enough to spend $32.95 for a basic coffee mug
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
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