Donkey Dick
1) An individual, who secretly obtains a large component of himself, in which is kept in his bottoms. 2) A male specimen, in which manifests/harbors such goods, that women would announce him as, "severely endowed". 3) "Donkey Dick", may also be known, as a woman's best friend, preferably known as the most perfect guy on earth. Yes, perfection may not exist, but this one loving individual, would be known as perfectly imperfect, in many peoples eyes. Other than the obvious satisfaction, from looking into this individuals boxers, he also provides many other satisfactory traits, these may go as follows; fantastic best friend, cutest person known to man, etc. This very special person, may also be seen as a lifesaver, as he has helped to keep the weakest ones strong in their hour of need and for that, he shall be forever thanked. 4) Although this person has managed to obtain, so many qualities, he can also be the most infuriating person on the planet, his constant need for sexual desire, noted here ;). 5) As well as being infuriating, this individual, could also be referred to as influential, because they have manage to influence people into making right decisions in life, rather than making them go off on a tangent and taking the wrong pathways. 6) Finally, this person, could also be described as extremely intelligent, due to some of the things they discuss, when they may not realize it for themselves, and no matter what they think, there are so many people proud of them.
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The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
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