Donald

Most of these definitions you'll see say he's a creepy, dirty-mouthed madman but that's only the millionaire politician jerk type. The Donald I'm talking about is the opposite. An absolutely wonderful friend and faithful companion, kinda like a dog. He's very nice, he knows how to make you laugh and when someone is roasting him or his friends, he rains down on them like a hail storm. He can usually take it as well as he can dish it, but you can tell when he's been embarrassed. He's not exactly the most handsome guy you'll ever meet, but he has exactly the type of personality to attract a nice girl. However, if that girl is good enough, she won't care about his looks. It's strange, when he's around his friends, he can be a very strange guy. His friends know him to make strange noises, ridiculous jokes, and movie references that only someone as weird as he is would get. But, like I said, he's got a likeable personality and he really knows how to attract a women. One of the best friends you'll ever have.