Doğa Mug
The girl gives you the kind of sense and feeling of you watching cartoons eith your favorite pijamas when the school is canceled during in a snowy day. Your mom brings you best cereal ever. Yep that warmth and happinies and joy. She is kind and beautiful. Loves cosmos. What ever scientific or cultural she will love it. Remember that you want to act like a kid but u cannot cuz u are adult? Well.. Forget about that you can have the childish joy again with her. Castle with sheets and pillows, playing with autumn leaves and such as. Easy to trick or piss off. Wonderful tango dancer and Harp player (well never had the chance of listening but still have the hope) Best cooker in the world. Knows lots of languages. Charismatic businesswoman. Has healer touches. Has the voices of angels but rarely sings. A ture keeper. Family lover. Goddes of Trustworthy. Always wants others good. Never hurts anyone or anything. Like her name; true meaning of nature. Loves flowers and veggies. True King Charles lover.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!