dog lady

1. Noun: A childless, usually single female who has one or several dogs and treats them as surrogate children, referring to herself as "Mommy". 2. Noun: A female dog-owner who insults parents of actual children by insisting that caring for a dog is as difficult as raising a human child. 3. Noun: A woman who has a gift for interacting with animals, but has difficulty with human social interaction. 4. Noun: A woman who consistently bores others with unsolicited anecdotes about her pet's behaviour, propensities, or illnesses.