Doerun
Doerun: Once, in the Marmalade Forest on Happiness trail, there was a Doerun. Only one of these mythical fairy-lady creatures has been known to exist, and only one ever shall, for the Doerun is a once in a lifetime occurrence. Sprouting from the Fairy tree on the hills of Gol-noth, she bursts forth from the ground with instinctual knowledge of music, movies, books, and various juices... like apple, and orange. Her exquisite sense of design helps her to design her room. But only her own, for these traits are not able to be passed in any manner. The last known sighting of a Doerun was in 1947, when the people of the Japanese city of Hiroshima tried to capture her. Enraged, the Doerun then spent her extensive wrath on them. The Americans, in a war with the Japanese, used this as propaganda and took the blame, claiming they had created an "atomic bomb." This, of course, was untrue seeing as the last good thing that came out of America up to that time was the Slinky... Doerun is the cause of all happiness and joy in the world. It is said that one drop of her tears would cure sickness and pain, and stop Canadian advancement forever. It is a shame that this magical creature is so hardcore that she never cries. If you see a Doerun, you are already dead.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I wish the text on the back wasn’t so small—if I had to order it over again I would’ve inquired as to whether the words could be enlarged so it filled up more of the “white space” on the back
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Now I have a UD mug! Good quality, nice printing, great definition!
Your company did an excellent job with our order. The beautiful mug with our son's word and definitions arrived in perfect shape, thanks to your outstanding box design! I have never seen a box so cleverly made. I cannot bring myself to recycle it;). The mug will be enjoyed for years to come. Many Thanks, Deborah Crosley Holland and Michael Holland
Got this mug for my daughter and she was taken a back. I explained to her why it was funny, but she didn't seem to understand. Its been a few days since my daughter has talked to me. I'm positive she loves it! I'm hoping to hear from her soon :)
Arrived before my daughter’s birthday, which was good. Not chipped or cracked, so that was good, too. Ichabod Crane looked good on the ferra color.
Looks great. Made a cool gift. Quick shipping!
It holds liquid, very good
I use it to catch my cum
the mug is really durable, my parents beat me with it and it doesnt break
Love this mug, I like to use it to defecate in which I then feed to my family. 5 stars.
Quick shipping and awesome hysterical product!
I fucked with it for months before i finally ate it.
Great mug! Got a homo mug for a friend's birthday and he adored it. :)
love it
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The thing is amazing. Also everything on the back is true!
Professor - I am loving this ....not all professors are blasted toward intellectualism. I believe smart comes in all different sizes, color, beauty, and personality. I will use this coffee cup proudly. Loving it in Denver. Jax
It was great! Very hard to break and easy to hold! Also very cute
I sent my friend the Wordle URL for her to enjoy. She did her first Wordle and got so excited, she sent me a text including the answer she got. This showed at the top of my screen and I read it - there was no way to un-read it so I was ... wordlefucked for the day!
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