Divaagar Mug
An Indian, keling, a great friend, a friend with special needs(retarded). He most likely goes with the name dave or div, because anything longer he wont be able to memorize, will start a conversation or end it with a bad joke, In the end its just to put a smile on somebody's face, retarded, I feel like I said that already, He will make plans, plans that might not reach the light of day, but if it works, its for friends. Not exactly obese but chubby isnt the right word either, Dad bod sounds nice but he's more of a creepy uncle, Lets go with Dad Bod, He will try to contribute in social matters, will most likely be an Extrovert but thinks he's an Introvert. Retarded, I feel like Ive said that before, oh welp, Gives a welcoming vibe, but might come off as rude to some people. A Natural Born Simp, But Also A Fat Fucking Retard. Call Chimp, And Steal His Credit Card. In The End He's A Friend, A Retard. A Guy With Many Ammends, And Also A Retard. Wait, I fee- Jk Div, we are all retards
The Urban Dictionary Mug
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.

Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
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