Dirty Potter

The greatest audio book series ever created in the universe by an even greater man of the same name. Narrated by British actor Jim Dale (with heavy word splicing and sound editing), the audio books have absolutely nothing to do with Harry Potter, except for the fact that they have the main/supporting characters (i.e. Harry, Ron, Hermionie, Hagrid, Dumbledore, Professor McGonagall, Professor Sprout, Professor Umbridge, and Snape), some brief cameos (Uncle Vernon and Dobby the House Elf), a non-existing character (Fuckbeak, a splice of "F" and "Buckbeak," who is a human), and even Jim Dale and JK Rowling themselves. The characters perform bizarre sex acts and pointless, but often humorous, antics (Shitting on each other, Hermionie having crabs, Harry gurgling a pussy milkshake, gay butt sex, Harry swallowing Ron's cum, Hagrid fucking Harry and cumming all over his ass, etc.). There are currently 4 Dirty Potter audio books; in order, they are: Dirty Potter and the Snape Kills Dumbledore; Dirty Potter 2 and the Deathly Farts; Dirty Potter 3 and the Fabulous Gay Farty Pee and Poo Party; and Dirty Potter 4 - Fuckbeak and Friends, Chapter 1. Dirty Potter has a website, simply named dirtypotter.com. Dirty Potter has made other audio books, two being Dirty the Pooh and the Hundred Acre Shitpile (Winnie the Pooh) and Dirty Peter Pan and the Long Black Penis of Evil (Peter Pan). He has also made a piece entitled, "Dirty Barack," an edit of President Obama.